Heyman Hustle

If they gave out Academy Awards for Best Series of Trailers Hyping A Film, it would be hard to beat this year's campaign to promote the upcoming flick "Kick-Ass."

 In an ongoing effort to bring you the hottest in not only whatever it is the hell we cover here on the Hustle while waiting for our own Hustler de Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman to write a blog on MMA or wrestling, we thought it was time to look forward to the very last moments the world will witness before the calendar officially reads twenty ten.

In the name of our own Hustler de Tuti Hustler Paul Heyman's hopes that his son one day marries a nice Jewish girl (who has a hot sister that looks like this), the December edition of L'Officiel should scream out to the entire world, "Leo, get off yo ass and lock this up for life!" Bar Refaeli, the straight talking uber-hottie from Israel, is featured in a cover pictorial for the ages. We wouldn't usually pass judgment on a fashion magazine, but this one gets two thumbs up.

In some ways, you gotta look at Lorenzo Lamas and think "poor bastard, every time he turns around, his ex wife is splashed across some website with half her goodness on display for the whole world to fantasize about. On the other hand, you can also look at Lorenzo and say "he got that when it was fresh, and he wore it out with three kids poppin' outta there."