Heyman Hustle

OK, so she wouldn't have been as good as Meryl in "The Devil Wears Prada," but the lesbian scene with Anne Hathaway would have done huge box office. Go ahead, tell us that we're wrong. Of course we're not. We'll be HustleTweeting today about the lovely Ms. Giovanni, and you're welcome to follow, or even participate in the party. Join us on Twitter HERE.

What do George W, Al Gore, Dick Cheney, Kanye West, Glenn Beck, and Barney Frank all have in common? They're all on a very exclusive list, one that has the Official Seal of Approval from all of us here at THE HEYMAN HUSTLE.

Some animals can't be caged. They can't be controlled. They can't be tamed. They can't become domesticated. They can ever be taught to be civilized. Some animals are beasts. They are too wild for the world to handle. They do what they want. They do things when they want to. And they do these wild things on a clock that neither you nor I can read, comprehend, duplicate, or adjust to. These beasts were, as the old rock 'n' roll song says, born to be wild. And wild, we here at THE HEYMAN HUSTLE can tell, they shall be!

She is considered by many to be the most beautiful woman in the entire world, and with damn good reason. Brazilian beauty Adriana Lima is a breathtaking Victoria's Secret Angel who forces all the other swim-and-underwear hotties to fight for "who's number two," since the number one slot is so obviously taken.