No, we're not cursing out Armani. As a matter of fact, we're singing the designer's praises, especially since the subject matter of the Emporio Armani Womens' Underwear and Armani Jeans advertising campaign is Megan Fox in her underwear.
Hence the title "MF'n'Armani."
Hey, the title of the story came from our own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman.
The ad campaign happened because Armani has deep pockets, and paid Megan Fox. Megan Fox happened because God wanted to show us all what a perfect woman would look like. And God accomplished her mission. You don't think God is a male, do you? A male would have kept this all to himself. God must be female. And, as PAUL HEYMAN HAS SAID ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS, there's nothing wrong with that.
TO MR. ARMANI, OUR COMPLIMENTS. TO MS. FOX, OUR GRATITUDE.
TO OUR READERS, STOP STARING! CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW
FOR THE ENTIRE MEGAN FOX - ARMANI GALLERY!
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