As our own Hustler de Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman said this morning, "From your grubby little typing fingers to God's very own personal wish list!"
Here's Victoria's Secret Super Duper Uber-Hottie (and along with Adriana Lima, the Hottest MILF in the universe) Alessandra Ambrosio celebrating the holidays in a variety of outfits that make us officially despise the man with whom she spends her evenings.
On behalf of the entire staff of not only THE HEYMAN HUSTLE, but also our parent company Looking For Larry Productions, we'd like to take this moment to wish you and your fam... um ... hello? Is anyone reading this? Oh sure, it's just like Playboy. You're reading this for the article. No one is reading this, you're checking out the pictures, aren't you? It doesn't matter what I write. Here, watch. I'll prove it to you. There's a bug in your hair. See? Did you check your hair? Did you pick it? Did you even bother? Of course not. You know why? Because you're not reading this! You're checking out the pics.
And, honestly, I can't blame you one bit. Enjoy Alessandra enjoying the holidays!
(Just in case you're still here, we have the fun with Alessandra starting on the next page, which you can check out HERE). Today's Media Watch is below!
CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW TO SEE THE ENTIRE
UNCENSORED GALLERY OF ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO!
IN THE TRUE SPIRIT OF CORPORATE AMERICA'S
VIEWPOINT OF THE HOLIDAYS, WE'VE OUTSOURCED
TONIGHT'S MEDIA WATCH TO A FIRM IN OUTER FUKASTAN
WHICH EMPLOYS SOME GREAT HOLIDAY-WORKING TRAINED MONKEYS.
SO PLEASE, DO 'EM ALL A SOLID. PICK A PIC ... AND CLICK!
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