In an ongoing effort to bring you the hottest in not only whatever it is the hell we cover here on the Hustle while waiting for our own Hustler de Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman to write a blog on MMA or wrestling, we thought it was time to look forward to the very last moments the world will witness before the calendar officially reads twenty ten.
This of course means we're talking about your plans for New Year's Eve!
'Cuz we here at THE HEYMAN HUSTLE, we're hooked up. Not just in New York City, but anywhere in the world. We're talking a globally accepted HustlePass into the hottest New Year's Eve parties in the world.
Pretty big invite, huh?
"If I can't meet your New Year's Eve needs, I think it's safe to say no one can!" boasted Manhattan-based party promoter Johnny Premier, CEO of The Premier List (what did you expect? Some dude named Harrison running a nightlife company called Premier?), "we have an intricate web of promoters all tied together with the hottest nightclubs, the wildest parties, the best guests, and the hardest-to-find VIP passes. If you want to hit a party anywhere in the world on New Year's Eve, we got your hookup!"
Call Johnny's bluff. See if he can't get you into the most righteous party, wherever you are! Reach out for The Premier List at www.premierlistnyc.com or call The New Year's Eve Global Party Hotline at 212 785 3745 and tell 'em you're looking to do some New Year's Hustlin'!
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE TOMORROW
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING
NOT EVEN THE TRAINED MONKEYS WHO WILL BE CLUBBED
OVER THEIR PRIMATE HEADS WITH BABY SEALS IF YOU DON'T LIKE
THIS NEW VERSION OF THE MEDIA WATCH. HEY, SO WHAT IF IT
DOESN'T RHYME. WE'RE SCROOGES AROUND HERE!
DO US ALL A FAVOR, AND JUST PICK A PIC AND CLICK!
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