The Awesome Aussie Sizzles on the Red Carpet, and Coordinates with our 15 Highly Trained Monkeys To Bring You The Links!
OK, here we go again. It's that time when we debate who is the number one super model in the entire world. There are those who would argue, simply based on the sizzling hot photo galleries you can see HERE ... HERE ... and HERE that Miranda Kerr, the woman our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman famously nicknamed "The Awesome Aussie" is without question the world's top super model.
But the competition has never been this fierce. There's The South African Goddess CANDICE SWANEPOEL ... The Breathtaking Brazilian ADRIANA LIMA ... the legendary ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO ... 2x Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition KATE UPTON ... the amazing NINA AGDAL ... newcomer XENIA DELI ... and the gorgeous ERIN HEATHERTON, all vying for the right to be recognized as the world's premier uber-beauty.
CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW TO SEE THE ENTIRE RED CARPET PHOTO GALLERY
FEATURING VICTORIA'S SECRET AWESOME AUSSIE MIRANDA KERR!
CHECK OUT THE VIDEO BELOW. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. JUST TRUST US!
WE HERE AT THE HEYMAN HUSTLE HAVE ENSLAVED HIGHLY TRAINED
MONKEYS TO IGNORE THE FACT THEY ARE OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID,
ALL IN THE NAME OF SCOURING THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO FIND THE FIFTEEN
MOST PROVOCATIVE STORIES ON THE INTERNET. ALL FOR YOU. NO ONE ELSE
BUT YOU. JUST YOU. AND ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PICK WHICH PIC TO CLICK!