HUSTLE GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE!
We're either going to look really good or really bad with this BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE. According to several sources close to the situation, and confirmed as well by two other trusted sources, THE HEYMAN HUSTLE can independently report NBC Universal is negotiating with Howard Stern to take over for Jimmy Fallon when Fallon takes over The Tonight Show from current host Jay Leno in 2014.
We can also confirm this story will definitely break in the media in the next day or two, as we have learned both the New York Post and the Hollywood Reporter are working on this story as we are posting this item this evening. Stern has been warming up his network chops with his stint as a judge on America's Got Talent and continues to be the most powerful voice on satellite radio.
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