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When our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman famously nicknamed Miranda Kerr "The Awesome Aussie" he apparently made one key mistake. He presumed Miranda Kerr is from the Planet Earth. We here at THE HEYMAN HUSTLE respectfully suggest our boss may have been incorrect in this assessment.
We just reviewed all the red carpet photos from this year's Academy Awards, and it looks to us like Miranda Kerr gets not only sexier, but prettier as every day goes by. Take, for example, MIRANDA'S RECENT APPEARANCE WEARING THE HOTTEST DRESS IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. Then take a look at her in her simple-but-ravishing "classic beauty" style at the Vanity Fair Academy Awards Party in Hollywood. This woman can wear any look, as evidenced HERE ... HERE ... and HERE!
So how does she do it?
We've come to a conclusion.
No human being can be this flawless. Therefore, by process of elimination, we have come to the assessment that Miranda Kerr is an extra-terrestrial.
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"THE AWESOME AUSSIE" MIRANDA KERR ON THE RED CARPET AT THE
VANITY FAIR HOLLYWOOD PARTY CELEBRATING THE 2013 ACADEMY AWARDS!
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