Our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers DID fight Vince McMahon ... which brought out Brock Lesnar ... which meant it was Time To Play The Game, as Triple H made his return to confront The Beast Incarnate!
Monday, February 25, 2013 will go down in history as one of the most amazing openings to an episode of WWE Monday Night RAW as two of the three big promoters of the 1990s, WWE Chairman Vincent Kennedy McMahon and our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman got into a fight that was way beyond what anyone expected it to be ... and which set the stage for another surprise appearance by Brock Lesnar ... and the return of Triple H, who bloodied Lesnar in a wild brawl.
DALLAS — The WWE Universe was promised a fight when Raw rolled into the Lone Star State, and a fight was what they got. It just wasn’t exactly the one they were expecting.
With Mr. McMahon and Paul Heyman’s much-ballyhooed brawl kicking off the show, things began more or less as expected: The Chairman — still on crutches following hip replacement surgery from a few weeks back — didn’t even bother to shed his suit before coming to the ring and beckoning his longtime nemesis to throw down. Heyman responded with his signature bluster, but even compromised by crutches, Mr. McMahon simply overpowered the mad scientist. Before The Chairman could strike the deciding blow, however, an equalizer arrived in the form of Brock Lesnar.
Looking for a repeat of the assault that maimed The Chairman last month, Lesnar had Mr. McMahon dead to rights when Triple H stormed the ring in retaliation, coming to his father-in-law’s defense and pouncing on The Anomaly in a blind fury. Ramming Lesnar into the ring post, Triple H drew blood from the behemoth (the wound would later require 18 staples) and narrowly escaped decimation at the hands of a chair strike, eventually driving Brock back from the ring. The King of Kings’ quick thinking undoubtedly saved The Chairman’s skin. Whether that heroism comes at the expense of Triple H’s own safety? Well, that’s a matter for speculation at this point.
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WITH VINCE McMAHON ... AND THE BLOODY BRAWL BETWEEN BROCK LESNAR
AND TRIPLE H FROM TONIGHT'S WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW!
VIDEO HIGHLIGHTS! HEYMAN VS McMAHON! BROCK FIGHTS TRIPLE H!
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