Is there a better way to kick off a week than to stare ... um ... gawk ... um drool over ... how about REVIEW! ... yeah, that's our selling point! ... Is there a better way to kick off a week than to REVIEW BHS photos of the Brazilian super model under the hot sun?
So, we've been trying to figure out a story to write to accompany these photos. A story, mind you, that our boss, The Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman will read, only edit a bit and ultimately approve. And truth be told, as Paul himself would say, we can't think of anything that can sell this story better than the photos themselves.
So, we're posting these photos. Please enjoy them. End of story.
As a quick post-story note, we're HustleTweeting about this story (and mostly about the photos), and you're more than welcome to join the conversation by following the Hustle on Twitter HERE ... Hey, we're also on Facebook HERE ... and since we haven't updated our MySpace page even though Justin Timberlake has invested in your grandpa's social media, you're welcome to check out our much-ignored page HERE. Thanks. Enjoy these pics of Jenny. I can assure you, we have. Multiple times. Over and over again. And we're looking forward to looking at them again!
CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW TO SEE THE ENTIRE SENSATIONAL
PHOTO GALLERY FEATURING ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO ON THE BEACH!
WE HERE AT THE HEYMAN HUSTLE HAVE ENSLAVED HIGHLY TRAINED
MONKEYS TO IGNORE THE FACT THEY ARE OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID,
ALL IN THE NAME OF SCOURING THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO FIND THE FIFTEEN
MOST PROVOCATIVE STORIES ON THE INTERNET. ALL FOR YOU. NO ONE ELSE
BUT YOU. JUST YOU. AND ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PICK WHICH PIC TO CLICK!