VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!
You may be wondering why a video of The Angry Grandpa doing The Harlem Shake would carry a warning, on this website of all places, saying Viewer Discretion Advised! It has nothing to do with any NSFW content (no, there's plenty of that HERE ... HERE ... and HERE). Instead, we just want to warn you that you will most likely lose your innocence, and perhaps even your religious beliefs once you see this video. Hey, don't say we didn't warn you!
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THE PAGE AND SAVE YOUR SOUL. IF YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW,
PLEASE BE FOREWARNED: YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK. DON'T BLAME US.
WE TOLD YOU TO RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ... AND WE MEANT IT!
WE HERE AT THE HEYMAN HUSTLE HAVE ENSLAVED HIGHLY TRAINED
MONKEYS TO IGNORE THE FACT THEY ARE OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID,
ALL IN THE NAME OF SCOURING THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO FIND THE FIFTEEN
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