As we here at THE HEYMAN HUSTLE freeze our asses off in the Blizzard of 2013, Sophie Turner sends The World Libido Index soaring simply by dipping her toe into the ocean. And oh, what a lucky ocean it is!
We really don't have any big breaking news to bring you in this story. Nothing like "Sophie Turner was caught frolicking on the beach with a mystery man" or "Sophie Turner was caught by the paparazzi coming out of so-and-so's bungalow."
Nope. All we have are the facts. Please allow us to present them to you.
FACT: Sophie Turner went to the beach.
FACT: At that beach, Sophie Turner wore a bikini.
FACT: Any time Sophie Turner wears a bikini, you know there's an opportunity for very hot photos!
FACT: As luck would have it, there were photographers at this beach!
FACT: Bitches ain't blind. They photographed Sophie. At the beach. In her bikini.
FACT: You are just moments away from eyeballing a collection of hot photos of Sophie in her bikini!
QUICK REMINDER: CLICK HERE TO SEE AN AMAZING COLLECTION OF SOPHIE TURNER PHOTOS GUARANTEED TO IMPROVE YOUR LOVE LIFE!
ANOTHER QUICK REMINDER: CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT SOPHIE TURNER'S CANDID COMMENTS REGARDING SEX, FEMALE EMPOWERMENT AND PAUL HEYMAN!
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SUPER MODEL SOPHIE TURNER AT THE BEACH IN HER SIZZLING HOT BIKINI!
WE HERE AT THE HEYMAN HUSTLE HAVE ENSLAVED HIGHLY TRAINED
MONKEYS TO IGNORE THE FACT THEY ARE OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID,
ALL IN THE NAME OF SCOURING THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO FIND THE FIFTEEN
MOST PROVOCATIVE STORIES ON THE INTERNET. ALL FOR YOU. NO ONE ELSE
BUT YOU. JUST YOU. AND ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS PICK WHICH PIC TO CLICK!