BREAKING NEWS FROM WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW!
This will end up being one of the most memorable closing segments in the history of WWE Monday Night RAW, as our very own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman's personal performance review by WWE Chairman Vincent Kennedy McMahon has led to the revelation THE SHIELD (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) have been on our boss and CM Punk's payroll this whole time!
The Chairman played a video during Paul's performance review, a video that was shot by Brad Maddox's cameraman in a secluded part of a Northern California arena. In that video, Paul exposes the truth. Maddox and The Shield have been paid by Paul and CM Punk, and there was no denying what was on the videotape.
Except Paul did deny it.
More on that in just a moment.
THE SHIELD EXPOSED AS BEING ON PAUL HEYMAN AND CM PUNK's PAYROLL!
WE HERE AT THE HEYMAN HUSTLE HAVE ENSLAVED HIGHLY TRAINED
MONKEYS TO IGNORE THE FACT THEY ARE OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID,
ALL IN THE NAME OF SCOURING THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO FIND THE FIFTEEN
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