As the controversy continues to swarm around the former Director of the CIA, we here at THE HEYMAN HUSTLE believe a Victoria's Secret Uber-Angel would have been a much better choice to make headlines with!
The news broke like an early Christmas gift to those involved. According to multiple sources, Paula Boadwell, the woman who was romantically involved with former CIA Director David Petraeus, will not face federal charges of cyberstalking another woman friendly with Petraeus.
The U.S. Attorney's Office in Tampa informed Broadwell's attorney Robert Muse of the decision in a brief letter dated December 14.
"As the target of our investigation, we believe that it is appropriate to advise your client that our office has determined that no federal charges will be brought" regarding allegations of cyberstalking, Assistant U.S. Attorney W. Stephen Muldrow wrote.
Muse told CNN he was "very pleased that the U.S. Attorney's office in Tampa very promptly resolved this matter." Petraeus resigned November 9 after revealing that he'd been involved in an extramarital affair.U.S. officials said the FBI discovered Petraeus was involved with Broadwell, a woman who was under investigation for sending allegedly harassing and anonymous e-mails to Jill Kelley, a Tampa socialite who was friendly with Petraeus and his wife.
Sources close to Kelley said she had not been romantically involved with Petraeus. During the investigation the FBI obtained Broadwell's computer and discovered she had classified materials. Investigators also searched Broadwell's home in North Carolina. Sources said the materials were technically classified but not highly sensitive. Still the FBI and Justice Department prosecutors have not resolved whether Broadwell will face charges for having such materials in her personal possession.
Broadwell, who is a 40 year old woman, wrote a biography of Petraeus, the retired general who led U.S. forces in Iraq and later in Afghanistan. A former Army reservist, Broadwell's security clearance was suspended after details surfaced about her possessing classified materials.
During the investigation it also came to light that Kelley and Army General John Allen were exchanging e-mails, some of which might have been considered inappropriate. That matter was turned over to the Pentagon's inspector general for investigation.
And here's the thing. Look at all this drama over some pretty ordinary looking women. If you're going to throw away a distinguished military career and lose your job as the Director of the CIA, wouldn't it at least be semi-worth it if you're schtuppting someone like Bregie Heinen of Victoria's Secret?
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