JJ Abrams' 2nd Installment of the Re-Booted "Star Trek" Movie Series Takes Us Where No Trekkie Has Gone Before!
Is it Khaaaaaaan?
Benedict Cumberbatch's chilling performance in just the teaser trailer for "Star Trek Into Darkness" has Trekkies debating the name and purpose of the yet-unnamed villain who is thirsting for revenge on Captain Kirk and crew.
"You think your world is safe. It is an illusion," Cumberbatch's voice coolly threatens. "A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace. For I have returned to have my vengeance."
Cut to a series of ominous, menacing shots: Spock exploring a volcanic planet, a starship emerging from the water, the Enterprise getting knocked around, Bones McCoy sprinting through the street, a new cadet played by Alice Eve screaming for her life, and James T. Kirk himself doing battle with his newest nemesis.
"So," Cumberbatch calls to Kirk as the Enterprise's captain approaches. "Shall we begin?"
Using Cumberbatch's challenge as a cue, the trailer closes out with a starship skidding across the water towards a city, bringing those "final moments of peace" to an end for all the unfortunate souls in the ship's general vicinity.
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