Florida Socialite Jilly Kelley is shopping around a tell-all book, which can't be good for the disgraced General. So, we think we have the perfect solution. If you're gonna get your Hustle on, might as well do it with someone extraordinary!
Florida Socialite Jill Kelley, the woman who triggered the FBI probe that led General David Petraeus to resign as CIA chief, is shopping "a tell-all book" about the sex scandal, according to The New York Post.
"She wants her own reality show, a book deal or both," Carl Hiaasen of The Miami Herald concluded Monday after noting that "the mystery vixen ... is now flanked by a high-profile Washington attorney and a professional 'crisis manager.' "
Kelley, a rather Extreme brunette bombshell from Philadelphia, might be out to prove she doesn't have much to tell, at least about military affairs of the kind General Petraeus allegedly indulged in with biographer Paula Broadwell.
Partly by hosting parties, the married Kelley became a kind of social ambassador for nearby MacDill Air Force Base and got to know high-ranking military officers, including Petraeus and his successor in Afghanistan, General John Allen.
Reportedly, Broadwell suspected Kelley was putting the moves on both generals, and sent emails threatening Kelly and warning Allen about her.
Alarmed, Kelley took the threats to the FBI, whose investigation led to the married Petraeus acknowledging an affair and resigning from the CIA.
Man, this gets so sordid, and petty at the same time, doesn't it?
Numerous email exchanges between Kelley and Allen were also investigated, with some reports characterizing them as "inappropriate" and "flirtatious."
Allen's nomination to become NATO's supreme allied commander has since stalled, and early this week, General Joseph Dunford assumed command of forces in Afghanistan.
Late last month, Kelley proclaimed her innocence through her top Washington lawyer, Abbe Lowell.All she and her surgeon husband, Scott, did "to receive this attention was to let law enforcement know that they had been the subjects of inappropriate and potentially threatening behavior by someone else," Lowell said.
So, if there is a book, don't expect it to confess sins, but rather to profess innocence and possibly point fingers. Kelley, born Jill Khawam, grew up with twin sister Natalie and two older siblings in Northeast Philadelphia, later moved to Huntingdon Valley, and still lived in the area as a young adult, according to reports.
You mean she has a twin sister? Oh this gets better by the minute!
Natalie, who got a graduate degree at Temple before becoming a lawyer, also got caught up in the scandal, with reports she sought Petraeus' help in a custody battle. Natalie Kelley even hired noted celebrity attorney Gloria Allred to help her deal with the media and supposed public misconceptions.The twins' parents, who owned the Sahara restaurant for years in Voorhees, still live in Bucks County, according to The Philadelphia Inquirer.
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So, what do we recommend? Well, it sure seems like the General is in for a lot more embarrassment. And if that's the case, he should enjoy the ride. For example, maybe a spin around the Pentagon with Kelly Brook. Now while it may not get him his job back, it'll certainly put his flag at more than half-mast!
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