It's 3am ... and our own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman just tweeted a very personal message regarding the record-tying WWE Championship reign of CM Punk!
It's 3am here in New York, and the lights are bright inside the offices of THE LOOKING4LARRY AGENCY (parent of THE HEYMAN HUSTLE). Our own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman is passing the time before his 6am flight back home, and he's HustleTweeting away. So tonight, Paul decided to send a very personal, very public message to the reigning defending WWE Champion CM Punk!
#380 It's official. @CMPunk has tied @JohnCena as the longest reigning @WWE Champion of the modern era! #380 No matter what you think of this business, or HOW you think this industry works behind the scenes ... ... #380 is simply an awe-inspiring achievement, an almost-impossible task in today's hyper-competitive, chew-em-up environment ... @CMPunk reaching #380 is like Ted Williams batting 400. You don't realize it while it's happening,but this won't happen again 4 a LONG time! I am truly honored beyond words to be along for this ride. #380 @CMPunk @WWE Champion
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MONKEYS TO IGNORE THE FACT THEY ARE OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID,
ALL IN THE NAME OF SCOURING THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO FIND THE FIFTEEN
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