Ah, The Grove! Home of LA Shoppers, Pesky Paparazzi, and The Wildest Teen Tart on Reality TV Today!
Barely-Legal Courtney Stodden, the teen bride sensation who just turned 18 (which must thrill her 52 lucky bastard of a husband Doug Hutchison) showed up at The Grove in Los Angeles (oh my! There's paparazzi here? What an F'n surprise!) with
Daddy Doug and showed her ass new look to the world.
And it's a dramatically different look than she has been showcasing for the past few months of her instant fame.
Of course, everyone thinks Courtney has undergone some sort of plastic surgery, which is impossible since she looks so natural, just like any other 18 year old Cali girl, right? "She's doing her makeup differently ... that's all it is!" Courtney's wonderfully understanding mother told E! News during an interview that must be considered a true coup for the network, "Courtney decided she wanted to change her makeup. She went for a lighter, more natural look, old Hollywood kind of look."
Mommy Dearest added, "All she did was lighten her hair, used a lighter shade of makeup and tanner, and not use as much eyeliner. She told me, 'I want to do it differently' and all of a sudden they say she's had plastic surgery!"
The reclusive and oh-so-shy candidate for Mother-of-the-Year also said, "People always think a knife is touching her face, but she's like a chameleon. She can change her look so easily ... People just don't get it."
Of course they don't.
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