Bad News For Jews Everywhere ... Tila Tequila is Converting To The Tribe!
I can just imagine Our Own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman professing the age-old wisdom of bringing home a nice Jewish girl, and then seeing who walks in the door ... TILA TEQUILA!
Tila, whose brain must hurt from the need to have a Yiddishe Keppala, took a Hawaiian vacation and showed off her hot soon-to-be-Jewish body while frolicking in the semi-kosher waters. Remember, no shellfish, Tila!
Tila has been taking classes at a temple in New York to begin the process of converting to Judaism. She even skipped Christmas altogether in order to focus on her transformation. "As time passed, I started to become more and more fascinated with Kabbalah, the culture, and the way of life of the reform Judaism religion," Tila told a somewhat fascinated media. "I just feel like the Jewish people have such a beautiful way about them, and I can't wait to officially be Jewish! Shabbat Shalom."
Tila says she will most likely observe Reform Judaism, as she quips that “Orthodox is a little hardcore for me at this stage."
Because if Nice Jewish Girl Tila is anything in life, she certainly is not Hardcore!
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