We Ventured Out And Decided To Get Some Local Legends' Prediction on UFC 116's Main Event of Brock Lesnar vs Shane Carwin, But When We Got Around Tina Marie Desaro, We Forgot To Ask!
Long before "The Bouncing Czech" DENISE MILANI became the most prolific model on the Internet, Tina Marie Desaro was posting for pinup pictures, doing sexy lingerie photos, and taking insanely skimpy bikini snaps. The Las Vegas bombshell, known as "The Queen of Hearts" in the City of Sin, is currently in a tight race (if the race is as tight as her bikini tops, then ... ok, fill in your own joke here) to win a contest for Register Magazine (vote for Tina HERE).
So, we arrived at Tina Marie's amazing Vegas pad, and were shocked to learn this veteran sex symbol is 46 years old. "I'm proud to be in my mid-40's," Tina shouted out from behind a barely-there curtain (yes, she was modeling outfits for us even though we didn't bring a photographer), "You know, I happen to train with 20 something year old models and we actually learn from each other. I happen to have a low maintenance body. I'm really lucky, I've never trained professionally. I have an easy time working hard to stay in shape."
We'll leave the obvious joke, of course, to you. Let's continue.
"Brock Lesnar vs Shane Carwin is an interesting fight," Tina offered, "I read PAUL HEYMAN'S BLOG ON BROCK LESNAR BEING A CARWIN EATING CARNIVORE," and I really liked it a lot. I was just wondering, do you think I should wear a see through dress to one of the after-parties, or a mini-skirt with a bikini top?"
And with that, Tina Marie disappeared behind the curtain again, and came out to model both concepts. "See, I think fashion is everything," Tina said, "as long as it shows off the hard work you put into your body. Now obviously, Brock Lesnar has been training, coming back from that serious illness, and Shane Carwin is just a First Round Assassin ..."
We like that. The First Round Assassin, Shane Carwin. Someone make a note of that and forward to the UFC marketing department.
Tina then had an idea. "Hey! I know what to wear!"
And with that, Tina Marie started modeling outfits. Skimpy bikinis. Mini Skirts and halter tops. Bra, panty, and summer jacket sets. I think she modeled her entire wardrobe. After we left, I realized "we never found out if she predicts Lesnar or Carwin to win."
My assistant-for-the-day, viewing the exclusive photos Tina Marie provided for THE HEYMAN HUSTLE, broke out into a huge grin. "I don't think it really matters," he said, staring at the pics, "this story will be just fine!"
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