This is Hollywood Charlie, using up my Heyman Hustle expense account on all the important things here in Las Vegas. Taxi cab to the UFC 100 weigh-ins for exclusive backstage photos, tipping the limo driver sent to bring me to Aubrey O'Day's penthouse at Planet Hollywood for another exclusive photo session, and of course seeing Carmen Electra get nekkid on the "Crazy Horse Paris" stage.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, working here at the Hustle is rather tough!
But you're here to see the pics and read about Carmen stripping off her clothes, right?
Well, here's what happened, according to Carmen. When I grabbed (not in a physical sense, mind you) the lovely former Mrs. Dennis Rodman (and former Mrs. Dave Novarro, those lucky inglorious bastards) for a quick interview, she admitted she was given pasties for her performance, but decided to let 'em all hang out in Sin City.
Carmen told the Hustle, “It felt so good (because) no one was expecting it."
OK, I'm a bit doubtful. Vegas is like Paul's former pro wrestling scene, it's a bit of an embellishment on reality. A lot like Brock Lesnar's heel explosion last night at UFC 100.
Carmen kept selling. I kept staring.
"It was a completely last-minute decision,” Carmen insisted, “I started off with (a big bra), and a larger-sized panty, (and then I had a chance) to try on some of the costumes and get into some of the numbers, I decided to go with pasties, and then just yesterday right before the show, I was backstage and they put the pasties on and I thought, no, let’s go without it, and I took them off and decided to just completely go for it.”
The still-gorgeous girl of my fantasies revealed, "I felt really comfortable.”
Even Hustle Episode 19 and 20 guest Holly Madison, who went topless for her debut at "Peep Show" praised Carmen's performance. Holly was there the same night we were, and posted on Twitter, “Great night at Crazy Horse. Carmen was awesome!”
Carmen is only the second guest star of the Las Vegas version of the French production, with the first being the controversial Dita Von Teese.
If you haven't seen Carmen in the show, and you're in Vegas, and if you're inclined to check out Ms. Electra displaying "the goods," she's in the show through tomorrow night.
Now, how do I get Paul to approve this expense account?
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