The Heyman Hustle Recommends Charlie Sheen Accept, Anoint, and Appreciate Audrey Bitoni As A Goddess

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The Princess of Pasadena Needs An Upgrade ... and Hollywood's Baddest Bad Boy Is The Right Warlock To Work That Kind of Magic!

Audrey Bitoni is a 5'4'' firecracker with measurements of 34D-23-33. The brunette bombshell is quite different from CHARLIE SHEEN's type, but that's exactly why we''re recommending her for the role of Goddess number three!

CLICK HERE TO SEE OUR RECOMMENDATION FOR SHAUNA SAND AS CHARLIE SHEEN'S NEXT GODDESS (OR AT LEAST "BIKINI GODDESS")!

CLICK HERE TO SEE OUR RECOMMENDATION FOR KATE MIDDLETON (YES, THE ONE ABOUT TO MARRY THE PRINCE) AS CHARLIE SHEEN'S NEXT GODDESS!

Audrey is a little bit different than CAPRI ANDERSON, bustier than KACEY JORDAN, and we dare suggest even a little bit wilder than BREE OLSON

What more could a TigersBlood drinking warlock want?

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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 07 November 2012 04:23 )  

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