Why Should Sports Illustrated Have All The Fun?
We know, we know already. Hell, everyone knows already!
Well, we decided that Sports Illustrated should stick to, oh maybe just a hazard of a guess here, but maybe just a little sports?!? You know, like the fastest-growing sport in the world, UFC SELLING 55,000 TICKETS FOR A 10 MILLION DOLLAR ADVANCE IN TORONTO? That might make a good sports story, don't you think?
Of course, we're not complaining about Irina's swimwear photos, after all it we here at THE HEYMAN HUSTLE BROKE THE STORY OF IRINA BRING ON THE COVER HOURS BEFORE IT WAS ANNOUNCED ON THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN!
But we also love Candice Swanepoel. And how, we do!
Candice Swanepoel is the 22 year South African Goddess who has emerged as one of Victoria's Secrets hottest-ever uber-angels, and that says a lot when a brand regularly features amazing beauties like ADRIANA LIMA, MIRANDA KERR, and ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO
But in the past year, no one has exploded on the scene quite like Candice. Therefore, by the power vested in this editorial staff by our Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman, we hereby invite you, the visitor to this website, to enjoy our very first annual Swimsuit Edition, starring Candice Swanepoel!
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