"Can you believe it? Here she is, one of ... if not THE most spectacular looking women in the history of the universe, and some selfish bastard with the egotistical need to reproduce implants his DNA into her's and messes with THIS body chemistry. Why would you want to alter what is the closest anyone has ever come to perfection ... at least in terms of looks ... unless you absolutely had to? I mean, if the dude has six months to live, or even if it's just the case of his parents are getting older, I really do understand. But if not, WTF is your rush? She's your's! You should be like a little kid in a candy store! Man, I look at these pictures, and I just don't understand what this guy was thinking. Son of a bitch."
Sometimes, it's a wild ride working for Looking For Larry Productions (parent company of THE HEYMAN HUSTLE). The above words were spoken by our own Hustler De Tuti Hustlers Paul Heyman, and it's just another typical day of posting items on the Hustle!
The items were posting in this story are a series of photographs taken of pre-baby Adriana Lima. If you'd like to see Adriana today, working the red carpet in Madrid, CLICK HERE. Looking for a bit of more virginal (but not prudish) Adriana? Check out what we got for you below!
CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW TO SEE THE UNCENSORED GALLERY
OF PRE-BABY VICTORIA'S SECRET PERFECT ANGEL ADRIANA LIMA!
LIVE FROM THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AKA NEW YORK CITY
IT'S THE HOLLYWOOD CHARLIE MEDIA WATCH. NOW, WHY A DUDE
NAMED HOLLYWOOD CHARLIE IS IN CHARGE OF A MEDIA WATCH
THAT IS POSTED FROM NYC, WE HAVE NO IDEA, BUT JUST ROLL
WITH THE PUNCHES, OK? SO, JUST PICK A PIC ... AND CLICK!