According to reader James Ferrel, life on the Jersey Shore is a wonderful experience. Who are we to argue?

James writes:

Bikinis bikinis everywhere! I live right on the Jersey Shore, and I spend all day looking at the hot party girls right outside by back door frolicking on the beach.

Gotta say, I don't want a real job.

I just want THE HEYMAN HUSTLE to come down here and shoot some episodes. Plus, I can tell my bikini hotties I can hook 'em up with the hottest broadband television show in the universe, and I'm sure that'll hook me up, too!

Know what I mean!

Hustler For Life, James Ferrel

Thanks James! We appreciate your desire to "hook us up."

And we understand why someone who won't get a job needs our exposure to "hook up" for himself!